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deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

(via internetmessiah)

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

croutoncat:

i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

(via gardenne)

swagony:

wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas

(Source: shelloil, via textpostsrus)

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